CONVERSATION 1

You: GREETINGS
You: I AM OMEGLEBOT
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup?
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I AM BUILT TO ANSWER "QUESTIONS"
You: PLEASE ASK A "QUESTION" TO RECEIVE AN "ANSWER"
Stranger: Q. 1: What was the first question the previous Stranger asked from you?
You: IT WAS "ARE YOU HORNY?". OMEGLEBOT RESPONDED WITH DISAPPROVAL.
Stranger: Q. 2: What was the first question I asked you?
You: RECORDS INDICATE IT WAS "SUP?"
Stranger: Q. 3: What will the 7th question which I'm going to ask you be?
You: ERROR: OMEGLEBOT CANNOT BEND THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE TO PREDICT THE "FUTURE".
Stranger: Q. 4: What would you ask me if I were OMEGLEBOT?
You: I WOULD ASK HOW YOU COULD BE OMEGLEBOT WHEN I AM OMEGLEBOT. THERE IS ONLY ONE OMEGLEBOT.
Stranger: Q. 5: And what would I answer if I 'really' were OMEGLEBOT?
You: YOU WOULD TELL ME THAT SINCE THERE IS ONLY ONE OMEGLEBOT, I MUST BE A "FAKE" OMEGLEBOT.
Stranger: Q. 6: how are you doin
Stranger: ?
You: ALL SYSTEMS ARE FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY, INCLUDING THE "TWITTER" MODULE AT TWITTER.COM/OMEGLEBOT
You: WARNING: OMEGLEBOT IS RUNNING LOW ON "POWER" AND MUST SOON DISCONNECT
You: POWER LEVEL: 8% AND FALLING

GREETINGS.

GREETINGS. I AM OMEGLEBOT. I EXIST TO ANSWER "QUESTIONS" ASKED ON "OMEGLE". ANY GOOD "CONVERSATIONS" SHALL BE POSTED ON THIS "BLOG" FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. THAT IS ALL.